A bad listener

My friends have often complained about me being the world's worst listener.
Here's what happens:

I want to also speak while you are speaking.

I think my story is more interesting.

I am not interested in listening to your story.

If you think I'm listening but my eyes are looking right next to your face, I am probably pretending to listen to your story,

I am counting the number of times you say 'like' in your story.

And wondering how long it took for us to evolve from apes.

I'm crossing off my to-do list in my mind.

And thinking about what I'm going to eat 20 minutes later.

The truth is...