Siri-ously?

Everyone's searching for answers.

And some find them with the help of:

Tarot card readers.

Face readers.

Past-life storytellers.

Ouija boards.

Zoltar.

Magic 8 balls.

Or even Palm reading iPhone apps if you are my sister. Only for $0.99.

This morning I decided to spend an hour finding some answers with the help of my dear friend Siri.

Test question

Me: What time is it?

Siri: It's 8.35 a.m.

Me (in my mind): Wow, she's so smart. let's ask her some more vital questions.

I decided to keep it short and ask only 10.

1. Will the world come to an end in 2012?

2. If I write with a pen on my palm, does the ink go into my bloodstream and make me blue blooded (Royalty)?

3. Can I not touch my toes because my legs are so long?

4. Why do birds freak me out?

5. Was I meant to be a vegetarian?

6. Was Eminem ever the Real Slim Shady?

7. Why do straight Indian men hold hands?

8. If I kill an ant will his friends attack me in my sleep?
9. If I stand over a Subway grate in a white halter dress will I look like Marilyn Monroe?

10. Am I more likely to become President or win an Oscar?

I'm not done yet.

11. Is the universe someone's snow globe?

And what did I get?

No match found.

Playing Time to pretend.

Please activate FaceTime.

And it made many calls to people I really didn't want to speak to.

Maybe I'll have better luck with a Chinese Proverb in a Fortune Cookie.

According to me, the answers to most questions can be found in Chinese Proverbs.
Or any proverb said with a Chinese accent.

by Rafa Jenn.

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

Go figure!