50 shades of crap

I've been thinking of reading 50 Shades of Grey by E.L. James for a while now.
Some of my friends read it.
Called it porn.
Others said, "Why bother reading crap?"

And me?
Well, now that they're making a movie, I'll just wait for it.

And then I read this article by Dave Barry which had me laughing for an entire day.

Here's a sample which also gives you a gist of the story.

via Time

Now I have to watch the movie.

Because some things in life are so bad. They're good.

The Gift of the Maggi

Need I say more?

Photo by me.

If you did not get the joke, read this.

Melt

Away from each other
was something they could never be
So in love 
Were the sun and the endless sea

As for not more than a day
could the lovers be apart
As every evening the sun would show his love for the sea
By melting in her heart

Photo and poetry by me.

My friends are getting married

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So basically everyone I know is a Feyoncé.

And this is what I'm thinking [extreme left].

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I'm kidding.

You know I love you guys.

And someday the tables will turn and that girl on the extreme left will be you.

The day I get engaged, I'll be displaying my ring like a hand model showing you the latest collection of silverware on the Home Shopping Network.

Good luck with dealing with that!

Breakfast Mimosas with the Feyoncés. Photo by me.

Cheers!

All you need is Love

Love.

It's such a strong word.

Some people use it casually.

Some say it with feeling.

And others, well, they just don't use it at all.

I always end all emails with 

Love, Neha.

[unless it's a client - which is when I write Regards, Neha so they don't think I'm crazy].

But so often I've noticed how people, including my own friends end emails with

just a name.

Ok so here's the thing.

I know your name since I know the email is from you.

But what's the harm in sending a little love?

I won't get freaked out and think you want to marry me.

Don't worry.

I've been single for a long time now.

And when I say long, I mean a la la la la long, a la la la la long long li long long long.

Come on!

So since I haven't been able to shower all that love on anyone [and only sprinkle love in small quantities via email so I don't give people the wrong impression], I've turned all that love into creative energy and made you this...

Happy Valentine's Day!

Here are some funny cards. And then some more.

Photo and video by me.

The perfect man

The perfect man.

Does he exist?
Probably not.

And if you think we women have it hard, check out this guy.

Hi name is Moto Moto.

The name's so nice, you say it twice.

Looks like everything's the same in the animal kingdom.
Some guys seems just too good to be true.
Which is to say that they aren't.

So I've concluded,
that what I'm looking for can only be found in a bottle of Maple Syrup.

Drip Maple, will you marry me?

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The man asked for it

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What's sexier than a woman being a smartass?

Well, probably an actual picture of a woman in a bra.

But how funny is this?

Happy Sankranti

Typography and video by me.

Week One

My new mantra for 2014

Cancel everything and everyone from your life that doesn't bring in positivity or happiness.

Happy New Year

It's that time of the year again.
When people make resolutions that last about a week.

by Sapling Press

Ok, so that pretty much sounds like any day of the year.

But, if you'd like to make a resolution for this year that you'd like to stick to, I have one for you.
And it's pretty simple.

Chalk lettering by me.

Happy New Year!