What do you find disturbing? We go about our lives without noticing so many weird things just because it's so a part of our lives.
Here are a few things that pop up in my head that I have neatly compartmentalised in one corner of my brain as weird.
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- Transparent bra straps. They are transparent, not invisible.
- Men holding hands and walking down the streets. Explain.
- Little girls dancing to item songs on TV in dance contests wearing skimpy outfits and heels. Encourage?
- People who say pilaf and sherbet. Learn to speak "Indian".
- Men scratching their ahem like its as normal as saying hello. Goodbye.
- Men scratching their ahem like its as normal as saying hello. Goodbye.
- Cricketers adjusting their ahem in the middle of the field like noone's watching. Millions are watching.
- Little kids in China wearing pants with open slits on their bums so they can do their business immediately anytime anywhere. Heard of diapers?
- People kissing their children or pets on the mouth. Double eeks.
- People expecting you to be as obsessed about their pets as they are. They're nothing more than a Tamagotchi for me.
- Parents walking their children with a leash. The future?
- Men with boobs bigger than mine. Stop giving me a complex.
- Bollywood stars suddenly getting American accents and rolling their r's. Looking forward to your British accent on BBC.
- Parents walking their children with a leash. The future?
- Men with such big muscles that their arms don't touch their sides. I can't touch my tongue to my nose. Ok, that's not the same. I'm normal. You're not.
- Men with boobs bigger than mine. Stop giving me a complex.
- Bollywood stars suddenly getting American accents and rolling their r's. Looking forward to your British accent on BBC.
- People licking their fingers to help them turn pages. You know who you are.
- Low-waist jeans showing off your buttcrack. Really not classy.
- Dreadlocks. There are other ways to look dirty. Just roll in the mud.
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